Roses, Windmills, and “Can I steal you for a second?”

Most people believe that Christmas is the most magical time of the year. But, we all truly know Bachelor season is. Between all three franchises, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise, we have half a year of bachelor magic ahead of us. My bae, Pilot Pete took off as the bachelor on January 6th and as Chris Harrison would say, “this is the most dramatic season in bachelor history.”

So, let’s talk about Peter. He was my second pick, next to Tyler C (of course) for Hannah B on her season of The Bachelorette. So far he seems to be good, but the fact that he is willing to take Hannah B back is a red flag flying almost as high as a windmill. For crying out loud, you weren’t her first or second choice. You were her third! Peter, what you doing? Let her go! She didn’t choose you, so don’t choose her. Even with that, I’m secretly hoping for Peter and Hannah to rekindle their old flame, for one reason only: I do not like any of the girls on his season. Even though I am SO ready for Pete to let Hannah go, I’d rather he choose Hannah over any girl this season.

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Before this season even started, I was already super into it. After reading all the girls bios and the spoilers for this season, my pick for Peter was Hannah Ann. After watching Hannah Ann use the classic line, “Can I steal you for a second?” three times in a row, she annoyed me way too much. Now I’m ready to say “peace out!” to Hannah Ann. Since Hannah B is not sticking around, and I just HAD to pick someone from Peter’s girls, I would choose Madison P. She already met the pilot’s parents, which puts her a step ahead of all the other girls. Madison also seems to be one of the nicest out of everyone, so I guess it wouldn’t be the end of the world if Pete picked her.